wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy
"why didnt you do your homework?"
My favorite drinking game is called “10 shots of Jack Daniels and then we’ll see how I feel after that”
If you don’t understand why people don’t like the big bang theory, once in an episode the cast was at a comic store browsing and a woman walked in, and one of the leads said “Is she lost?” and that was the joke.
sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!
sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving
today this boy in my art class was talking about hot actresses and this girl was like “you wanna see hot? ill show you hot” and she pulled out a picture of sasuke